Category: Punjabi Funny SMS


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Ik sherni nach rahi si

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke”.

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c

Ohmenu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

What is the Colour of Frequency?

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

Khayalon mai Tum

Phoolon mai Tum

Khayalon mai Tum

Dil main Tum

Baghon main Tum

Sapnon main Tum

Yaadon main Tum

0 Tussi ghar v Benday O ke PHIRDAY E REHNDAY O.

Jina saha ch sajna tu vasda ae

Jina saha ch sajna tu vasda ae
das kiven rokan ohna saha nu
mukki nai udeek tere aan de
kive takkno hat ja rahan nu
rokan bathere par nahi rukde
hanju hauke hawawan nu
pata nahi kihdi chandri nazar laggi
mere sohne sajjre chawan nu
rab kare kiyamat howe te tu awe

Baba Bulley Shah farmaya:

Baba Bulley Shah farmaya:
Kalleyan ishq kamana okha
kisey nu yaar banana okha
Pyar pyar te har koi bole
kar k pyar nibhana okha
har koi dukhaan te huns lenda
kise da dard vandana okha

Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi…!

Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi…!
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Master Jee,
Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,
Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai,
Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.
Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.Je esstran v nai ho skda ty,
“kam waliyan”e soniyan rakh lo,
Bari mehrbani.
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Tuada faithfully,
“Pappu Dukhi”

Kagaz de fula ch sugand ni hundi

Kagaz de fula ch sugand ni hundi
Lehra ton bina smundar ch tarang ni hundi
Bina akhian kise da didar ni hunda
La ke shartan kise naal pyaar ni hunda

Roze athoun ek nawab langda ay

roze athoun ek nawab langda ay
kar k o naqab langda way

ya te sanu janda nahi
ya pee k sharab langda way

Good night sms Punjabi

Good night sms Punjabi

 

Good night ji,
ki soch rahe ho savere savere? purana sms aya h ?.. raat bhejiya hona?
nahi hune bhejiya h,
kyu?
Q da ki matlab mera mobile jado mera dil karega uddon sms karanga,
le phar naal hi happy new year. :-)

(Good night sms Punjabi)


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